Welcome to The Bored Room, where five employees at Boream & Boredley are still waiting — for approvals, updates, settlements, and the future economy to finally show up.
Join us on 06/09/26 at 8:00 AM PST for an absurd livestream about an absurd reality: money still gets stuck in slow, outdated financial systems while the rest of the internet moves instantly.
Inside the room, you’ll meet a cast of professionals highly trained in the art of doing nothing while everything takes three business days. There’s Bill, the Manager of Proactive Inaction; Jessey, the Director of Holding Patterns; Chad, the Chief Systems Contemplation Officer; Noah, the Junior Associate of Technical Possibilities; and Johnny, the Senior Process Continuity Liaison. Together, they represent the finest minds in waiting for the old system to catch up.
Come for the deadpan corporate theater. Stay for the point: the future of finance should not be stuck in a conference room.
Set a reminder and watch the livestream.
